Not my words, but I had to preserve this:

"God, Crawl, you are a cruel and unforgiving mistress. Every time I say "fuck it, I'm done with this stupid game and how much I get screwed by stupid deaths due to: cursed -6 rings, boggarts summoning 35 monsters blocking any path for blink or time for teleport, lightning bolts causing me to starve to death , being hit by multiple stone giant boulders at the same time, accidentally drowning, failing to find poison/electricity/life resist, a lich summoning a balrog and green death at the same time, being crystal speared by Erolcha, or getting raped by Sigmund on Dlvl 3"...

I always come back for more. One of these days, I will get my first rune."